Avatar Posted by supremegood 261 days ago (http://www.drinktothedead.com)
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I went to bed and things started to get passionate when suddenly she says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’. I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’ So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… ‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’ Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big brand name department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different, very expensive, outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’
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