Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape
featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and
Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-
repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle.
The overly-sexual Beagle and his New York socialite bling-bling
wearing bitch checked in over the weekend to the Bed and Woofass
Posh Doggie Spa and Hotel located on Barton Springs Road
in Austin, Texas. “The sick bastard recorded their dirty doggie-
style hanky panky and left the shocking video tape in the player,”
explained Stacey Stud Muffin, hotel manager.
A thirty-minute full-color video tape covered with sticky paw
prints was found in the honeymoon suite.
“I plan on leaking this disturbing animalistic video footage over
the Internet unless I can extort money from the Hiltons,”
confessed Stacey Stud Muffin.
The Hilton Family has forbidden Tinkerbell to date overly-sexual
Beagles. Fat Bastard’s agent could not be reached for comment.
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featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and
Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-
repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle.
The overly-sexual Beagle and his New York socialite bling-bling
wearing bitch checked in over the weekend to the Bed and Woofass
Posh Doggie Spa and Hotel located on Barton Springs Road
in Austin, Texas. “The sick bastard recorded their dirty doggie-
style hanky panky and left the shocking video tape in the player,”
explained Stacey Stud Muffin, hotel manager.
A thirty-minute full-color video tape covered with sticky paw
prints was found in the honeymoon suite.
“I plan on leaking this disturbing animalistic video footage over
the Internet unless I can extort money from the Hiltons,”
confessed Stacey Stud Muffin.
The Hilton Family has forbidden Tinkerbell to date overly-sexual
Beagles. Fat Bastard’s agent could not be reached for comment.
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