After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a local fortune teller of some fame and repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the wizened, old, mystic delivered some very, grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a very violent and horrible death this year just after you lose the election.” Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary who was visibly shaken at this dire news.
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