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Austin Girl is a screenwriter who lives in Austin, Texas (the coolest city on the globe) with her overly-sexual, part-time refrigerator repair Beagle named “Fat Bastard.” She writes one screenplay. One. This is her obsession. The one screenplay. Her script has been re-written in every genre over the course of three-years, ten-months, two-weeks and fifteen-hours.

Austin Girl is a collector of Russian Fairy Tale books written only in Russian preventing her from reading them and thus escaping her mundane life.

Austin Girl desperately seeks out unique, hard-to-find paper clips and magnets and eschews rubber green and orange toys shaped like goofy aliens. This warped and unpredictable personality fear stems from her near, fatal fall off of Pokey during the making of the much-anticipated documentary: 'I was Gumby and Pokey's Handler.'