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Fat Bastard lured to gay dog infield party at the Preakness hosted by four drunken, horny California Supreme Court Justices... read more »
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THE BLACK SERPENT
Darkness. Ominous darkness. His evilness encased me like a decaying corpse lying forever cold in a lonely coffin. read more »
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AUSTIN – May 16, 2008 -- Two Tail and Eight Paw Productions, Inc. today announced that Austin Girl’s very own Buddy the Beagle a.k.a. “Fat Bastard” l read more »
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Fat Bastard the Beagle arrested at Victoria's Secret store for humping their big ass pink and white polka dot dog. read more »
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DIRTY DOG DAILY ©

Fat Bastard’s Gas Heats 15,000 Homes
By Austin Girl

Chevron Corporation has discovered the source for the declining
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Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape
featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and
Austin Girl’s very own low-class read more »
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Former FBI (Female Beagle Inspector) and mafia wannabe, Buddy Fat Bastard, a.k.a. Fat Bastard busted a two-foot western diamondback rattlesnake. read more »
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By Austin Girl of the Dirty Dog Daily

Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hired Republican Political Strategist Karl Rove’ read more »
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