lesbecker / Upcoming
I look around as nonchalantly as is possible when one comes across what might be seriously illegal ziploc baggie-filler in the middle of the night...
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I tried to help him eat, as best I could, and he said what I was certain would be his final words to me...rnrn“Hey, you. Quit tryin’ to steal my
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I stood outside the building, not being able to see the place, yet, because of the squatter that refused to leave it, and pictured a full basement.
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My mom and her sister would deke their "mentally challenged" older sister into doing their chores during the Great Depression. Now how mean is that
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For the full effect, you must imagine me, as well, with my hair yanked back and tucked into a shower-cap. Oh yeah…. and naked. That got you laughing,
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So Ruby's jealous of my Dad getting attention on my blog. Also, I need a Velvet Elvis painting - got one? And why is Craig Ferguson stalking me?!
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